After helping a wide variety of patrons (stinky, inept, drunk, irate, etc. ) at a public library (which shall remain anonymous) found it necessary to record the multitude of amusing, sometimes irrational, comments and events that occur on almost a daily basis.� Since we’ve been keeping a patron quote list for about a year now quite a few gems of knowledge have been gathered and we would like to share.� Here’s a quote to start off the blog…
Patron: Do you have any events going on?
Staff: As in right now or this week?
Patron: Right now
Staff: We don’t have any going on at this moment, but we have them periodically throughout the months…
Patron: So what’s the library for then, just books?
Staff: Well, that is the main function of the library…
